As The Dreamweaving Continues...

I’ve been having these weird dreams lately… no, I’m not going to start talking about a new installation for the Kingdom Hearts game. I’ve been sleeping very late in the past few days because I’ve been talking to my friends online and playing the Leaf Green Version of Pokemon. And yeah, I have to wait until all my family members are asleep before I can start watching my porno collection. Oops.

New haircut! And yeah I was driving.
I kinda scared the crap out of my brothers lol.

Anyway, I had five dreams in less than 24 hours. Pretty amazing huh?

I slept at 3:30am last night after finishing all the videos I loaded at youtube and ending my first-ever online voice conversation with Jerome. And now you’d want to know who this Jerome guy is. The funny thing is I don’t really remember much about him XD He added me on MSN about a year ago and blocked me after less than a month of chatting and according to him it was purely accidental. He unblocked me for some reasons a few days ago and apparently his ultra memory storage allowed him to start a conversation with me asking questions like “are you still in KDU?” which I kinda weird considering I hadn’t talked to him in almost eight months, I think. Nice guy though. Not too sure about his physical attributes so I can’t really advertise him here. Or the girls would be extremely happy.

Speaking of extreme happiness, I had a very funny conversation with Noel last night, together with Victor and Jerome. Apparently he checked out Victor on Friendster and Victor was petrified and asked me why Noel checked out his profile. Oh, I used to talk to Victor every night when I was closer to Noel. Anyway, we chatted like maaaad because I -being the bad person all the time- kept saying really hilarious, if not annoying, things. And when Jerome left the conversation and Noel said that he looked familiar, I told him I met Jerome where I met Noel, which he answered, “Oh, you mean the fourth level of Lot 10?” And I answered, “No, at the back of the petrol station.” Lmfao. It was a funny conversation, led down by Noel final good bye note addressed ONLY to Victor. That uncle needs to be shot. But then again I’ve been saying that since the first time I talked to him. I said, “Noel, if I had a gun, you’d be dead by now.”

Zhao Wei doesn't have a gun.
Scratch that, she doesn't NEED a gun.
Just one look and she can already kill me, literally.

And then I went to bed. And in my dream there were two men. One of them is mentioned above and the other one would be the one quoted in the title of this post. The only part I remember is where Remi teased about me liking Noel and the latter punched Remi on his arms because it didn’t sound remotely funny to him. Eventually Noel got out of the car and then it was only me and Remi. And then things went kind of weird as I asked him if he remembered me. It must have been the subconscious playing the tricks because, yeah, I’m not sure if Remi knows who I am in reality. I can’t remember most of the dream other than the part with Noel in the car and having a long conversation with Remi, one I’ve been dreaming of even when I’m not sleeping.

My dad woke me up at 8:30, as usual. I went to get the towel near the staircase and went straight back to my sleep. This time, I’m in a foreign country. My mom and a friend of hers brought me there and we were at a public swimming pool. It was pretty crowded but once I dove in, there wasn’t anyone at all. And the walls kept inching towards me and soon I was trapped inside a box yelling for help. And my mom’s voice yelling for me to wake up was what contributed to my sweet escape.

Watch out for Rose McGowan in Quentin Terrantino's
new movie Grindhouse coming this May. Although I
doubt they'll show it in Malaysia.
Now the girl has a nice gun.. er, leg.

Working in the office is nothing difficult at all. In fact, it was all too easy. All I need to do is to pick up phone calls and file anything that needs to be categorized; cash vouchers, invoices, receipts, etc. But I get to learn a lot of stuff about working as a clerk and I finally found out that money is really hard-earned. And I now understand what they say as “what goes around comes around” because when a huge amount of money comes in, another huge amount goes out to suppliers, creditors and other expenses. Some of the amounts are actually big enough for me to clear ALL my college semester fees. So uh, I’ve gotta save a little bit more money from now on lol.

It has been a very lazy day for me. I came at 11am and had lunch at 12. And then I read an online novel and ate for the second time at 2pm. So yeah, when you see a fat ass walking down the KDU streets next week, that would be moi. And then at 3:40 or so I slept because I was, well, too sleepy. And I woke up a couple of times in between those sweet little naps of mine because the other workers are making fun of me. And so, during those naps, I had three more dreams.

The first dream was actually very weird. I dreamed that I was pretending to sleep right at the table I was sleeping on. I was still in the office but I was just lying there not sleeping, and you know they say when you dream you wouldn’t know that you’re dreaming? I don’t think I thought so. Anyway, someone was holding my hand when I was pretending to be asleep. The person tracing my fingers with her thin, slender ones and held my hand although it was actually someone I would never let hold my hand. And then I woke up.

Five minutes later, I went back into dreamland. This time, I was in KL with another office worker to send something to Nando’s. It was actually a board that said, “With Compliments From [company name]” and then we were trying to put it up against the wall. And then I woke up because my dad was back into the company and he asked me why I was sleeping. I ignored him and continued my journey into yet another dream.

I was STILL with the worker and we were at a computer fair or some sort and there was this booth that was promoting a credit card for teenagers. Whoever signs up will automatically receive a free laptop as a gift. And I was spending all the time I had in the dream trying to figure out if I should get the credit card.

The dreams were short. But they were all quite fun, I think. Not the second one though. It was somewhat a nightmare. But then again, I had a worse on, with Remi inside, again XD If he pops out in my dream one more time he should win a freakin Guiness World Record or something cos he’s been there countless times. Well, since I don’t get to spend time with him in the real world, guess I can’t complain right?

It’s 5:30 now. I’ll be leaving office soon and tomorrow will be my last day as I will be going beck to KL on Monday. Till then, dream away. *yawns*