The First Week Of My Fourth Semester In KDU

Oooh, what an uninspiring title. Here's something a lot more interesting for you to watch. It's a trailer for the movie "Grindhouse". You have no idea how excited I am for the movie. I mean, come on, you get Rose McGowan as a go-go dancer who loses a leg in a battle then decides to save the world by having a machine gun as a leg. Shit like that doesn't appear in the big screen often lol.

Click for the Grindhouse trailer HERE

And there's some really yummy pictures of Rose McGowan showing you pretty much what she's got to offer without really giving you a handjob in person.

So, tell me, fellow straight friends,
do you like her with, or without the leg? XD
(I'm pretty much sold to the gun lol)

The new KDU people. Do show some support aite? They looked as if they worked hard for those cookies and cokes.

And it would only make sense that they did work hard if I had tortured these freshies to do a couple hundreds of sit-ups and push-ups among other things.

I bet they were having fun though. Look how happy they are wrapping themselves up as mummies.
And the day after that, I went bowling with Adele, Kit, Arthur and Anne yesterday at One Utama. I did surprisingly well considering how I did the last time I bowled, which was more than three years ago. I was so humiliated that I thought I wouldn't bowl ever again. And yesterday.. I scored really good. Adele hated me. But then again. Doesn't she always? *awwww*

Here are some of the pictures we took while we bowled away. I think we did pretty good. And looking at the pictures now, I think we did amazing.

They say there's a new girl in town.
They say catwoman is making a comeback.
I say Adele can kick some ass moving as fast as that.

He looks like he's having fun too.
Do it with both hands like Tsoon Kit, guys!!

Marianne gives farting the clubs down a try..
before rolling the ball backwards...
The fart didn't work. But the ball hit all of em.

Arthur delivers. Nuff said.
(I just chatted with him. Spoofing his picture
now would mean that I'm a bad guy)

But of course, I won't choose to spoof myself.
But here's an unpleasant photo of Kevin.
And of course, a more pleasant one.Now this is a bunch of camwhores you'd never
want to mess with...

By the way, guys. PLEASE go watch Mr Bean. I guarantee you that you'll like it. If you don't like it, tell me and I'll let you slap me on the face. I guarantee you that you'll like that too. I'm in Ipoh now to repair my handphone. Sorry for the inconvenience I caused for not picking up at times. My sub phone is kinda campy. ANYWAY, here's something interesting. So I got into this cab and apparently this dude just dropped off a couple of Boswanian students. And the conversation becomes:

"Now ar, KDU got lotsa arabian people?"
"Ugh, kinda.."
"This guys cannot study one! Come here play play only..."
"Why not?"
"Useless la... they come here eat Malaysian pussies ma"
*speechless*
"You know any [country i shall not mention] girls ar?"
"Nope." (Yes)
"The girls from there love arabian dicks cos they're fucking huge!"
"Ugh... no, I had an Arabian friend. His dick was pathetic."
"No no no, their dicks are huge! You know girls have such small pussies and they want really big dicks..."
"Haha, no, I'm not a girl. I don't know what dicks they like."
"So have you ever fucked a [country i shall not mention] girl?"
"No, I don't know any of them."
"Their pussies damn tight! You should try fucking them! Malaysian pussies are not as good."
*speechless*
"I have a friend the dick damn long. Six inches!"
"How would you know?"
"He slept naked ma... And he got erected in the morning!"
"Oh. Okay...."
"So how long is your dick har?"
"I don't really measure it."
"Aiya, young man, I tell you lar. Big cock no use one. So big later go in the come already how? Performance is the most important thing!"
"Yeah, yeah......................"
"Nowadays you young people can only fuck for 10 minutes la. I used to fuck like a horse!"
"Wa... so nice hor." *what the fuck*
"Yeah, so you should fuck more, go practice fucking with your girlfriend."
"Okay, sure." *Wait till we all get AIDS and die you idiot*

So... you can imagine how my taxi ride to Pudu was. He seriously freaked me out. I thought he was gonna fish out his dick and say, "check out my dawg y'all." or ask me for mine. Ugh! *shivers*

And with that, good night.