Public Masturbation

No, it wasn't me, if that's what you're wondering. If you're frowning upon reading the title of this particular post, don't worry. Keep feeling disgusted, you should. I did. Feel dusgusted, I mean. Now as you ponder what I'm going to type in the next few lines and I ponder why I'm talking like a voice over from Desperate Housewives, let's fucking cut the crap and go to the chase.

For the people who do not know me, my name is NOT Mary fuckin' Alice. I'm Kevin and this is my blog that you're reading at the moment. I went to Sg Wang with a couple of my friends yesterday because Anderson wanted to buy Nike shoes that are below the price of RM50 but he didn't want to go to Petaling Street where he could buy the same quality shoes for less than RM30 but he decided not to as he perceived the place was rather low-class. My dear friend, I shop there.

Anyway, skipping to the good, or bad, depending how you see it, part, I asked Noel out for dinner after my friends went back home. Anderson was happy because he could buy his shoes at RM79.90. I could've got the same ones for RM30. While waiting for Noel's arrival, I took a train to Time's Square where I read more than 10 magazines in a bookstore name Borders. Before leaving, I headed to the gent's to take a leak. Good shit happens when you pee, see. I was having the more relieved time of my day minding my own business when this guy came up to me. Stood beside my urinal. Unzipped AND unbutonned his jeans and flashed out his ERECTED dick and started stroking it in an upward and downward motion. Pardon me for being so graphically accurate BUT FUCK THE WORLD!? WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER'S PROBLEM?? So I took out my pen-knife, un-penis-ed him and got out of the toilet. Half of the previous sentence is not true, you decide which half.

Vikash had a similar incident that happened to him in One Utama when a guy stood at the urinal next to his and stripped down to the knees and gave Kash the full uncensored view of his pubic glory. And no, I'm not going into details this time. You can read the article on Vikash's blog by clicking on www.tsuyirocks.blogspot.com. But please bear in mind that the site is non existent.

Anyway, to make it up because of the somehow visual-less previous post. Here are some of the pictures I took on the day I went to KLCC with friends to check out Chester and also celebrate Noel's birthday a week early.

I swear to Jebus I did NOT say anything,

ANYTHING about Sam's photogenic angles!

Everybody loves thyself some F1 doncha think?

And everyone has a fair share of desire for
the good ol' Kentucky Fried Chicken sometimes.

It's fungurluckin mothereffin' good.

Apparently some people don't like having

their pictures taken while they're having a

mouthful of spagetti. Sorry for the middle finger though.

Now you know how I'm like in person ;-)

This is the advertisement that was done by Sam
and me for our Copywriting assignment. By the way,
Ms Shamila's really good. She's one of the more
experienced lecturers in this semester, I think.