I am only human, living, dying
Just like any fool who ever breathes
If love is blind, if love's a drag
It always was, it always is
Maybe it's the sanest thing
Or just the sweetest kind of dream
But love was surely made for fools
Love was surely made for fools like me.
Alright. Pardon me for the disturbing title.
I need to get something off my chest.
And I'm gonna get it off nice and easy... I mean...
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mean, seriously.
Like, totally. Lol.
Hello, I'm in a relationship too.
Doesn't make me a loser. Gawd.
I'm seriously doubting that you have any brains.
I mean, you're my classmate and all.
You lost the DVD collection I saved two months for.
And then you scolded me back when I asked you to find it.
"What's your problem man?! It's not like I wanna lose it! Yeah la I admit I lost it so what? What more do you want me to do?!"
I mean, seriously.
Then you insulted me when I STUDIED for my exam?
"Only chibais like you idiots would study. I get a C I'm f*ckin happy man!"
You're a loser.
I mean, seriously.
And then there's all the stupid stuff you did.
And there's last night.
BJM: Hey Kev. You know what I'm sorry but we can't fit you in the car tomorrow.
ME: Huh? Why not? I thought there was enough space for all of us.
BJM: Yeah, but (insert name here) wants to bring (insert name here) along for the trip.
ME: Is she in the group?
BJM: No la. Just that he wouldn't go to work without her. We need him to work.
ME: Oh, I'll talk to him then.
ME[sms]: (insert name here), do you really need (insert name here) to go to Ipoh with you tomorrow? Cos if you do, there'll be no space for me. [p/s: I was packed and all ready] Your teammates need you for the assignment. If you REALLY REALLY need her to go I'll have to find another way back asap. Please think about it.
INSERTNAMEHERE[sms]: Yeah, sorry dude.
Okay. First of all.
It's not like you have a brain.
It's not like you can work if you're going for assignments or not.
Second of all, if you're not going without her, it's obvs that you're not up for the work anyway.
You just wanna go for a road trip with your pretty girlfriend.
Third of all, if you're going WITH her, what the hell are you gonna 'work'?
You suck and I prayed that you died choking on pussy juice.
I mean, seriously.
If there's ONE person on earth, living without a brain.
It'd be you, motherfucker.
And thank gawd I managed to get a ticket back home.
The bus is at 1:30opm tmr. Awesome!
Updates:
1. I lost the receipt of my MP3 that was sent to repair. So now I can't get it back.
2. I lost the receipt of my ext. HD and now it's broken. So I can't get it fixed.
3. I found a shop call Winter Warmers at the Curve. Go there on weekends. There's live band singing oldies and it's outdoors. You feel like you're in Europe. I'll post pictures later.
4. The internet connection in my house is so screwed up it's cancelled.
5. I'm getting the 2GB N73 Music Edition.
6. I got a new Maxis number. It's 017-6766447.
7. I love Jasmine.
8. And Greg. I mean, seriously.
9. And Eman. And Sam. And KM. And Mel. And Shaz. And Div. And Adele. And Jo. And Arthur. And also some of the others I just can't remember atm. Oh, Andre!
10. I hate (insertnamehere). (insertprofanityhere) him.
11. I have season 5 of Charmed and also all eps of Drawn Together!!
Chill y'all! Or not.
Kev C.
2 comments:
Nice countermeasure... you won't be underattack for any Laws.
IF you do receive letters from whoever, call me and I'll rape that m*****f****r up!
Well, [insert name here~~] has brain, but not on his ass or on top, so where? His brain is located within the mouth of [inserT name here]
Black chinese dude is obviously brainless and besides,he is always acting that he knows it all.i mean,he even said IronMan(comic character)was an alien.wtf,if u read comics(which BCD obviously don't),u dun say things THAT stupidlah.if u dun,shut uplah n dun act smart that u noe everything.a very good post abt BCD.
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