Starship Troupers.

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This picture is taken by my photographer friend.
I think it's very nicely put together, don't you think?

I'm not much of a newspaper person.
Not even the entertainment section.
But I was piqued by the hype about this angkasawan of ours.
The first Malaysian ever to have explored outer space.
Now that's something to be proud of.


Below is an article I came across reading about Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor. One which I thought was ridiculously hilarious.

======================================================= Malaysia's Beautiful Astronaut (Taken from http://ketiak-busuk.blogspot.com)
Eye candy for females or sexually-confused/gender-challenged males.

When I first heard that Malaysia was about to send someone up, I expected a lot of publicity for just another pariah Malay guy-next-door.

Well, I was wrong. Not about the publicity.

I saw the photograph of him and I was like “Wahlau, so lengchye. Maybe he’s not too bright up there.”

Then I read the article and apparently he’s an orthopaedic surgeon, and a part-time model.

Damnit.

Normal sexual orientation, with beauty AND brains.

Furthermore, he’s the country’s first astronaut.

Imagine the amount of chicks he could score. Chicks will be throwing themselves at him from all directions; like how people used to get stoned to death in the biblical eras. Only, instead of stones, they are CHICKS. Weehoo, weehoo.

I wonder if women will feign health conditions just to have him inspect their body parts.

Anyway, since I always say that God is fair, and since he’s apparently good-looking and evidently intelligent, I’m sticking with my theory that he has a minuscule penis.

However, I can't deny the possibility that he might have huge testicles, because it takes balls to actually be propelled up to space like that. Although, having a giant-sized scrotum doesn't help when you have a tiny pee pee. It'd only make the penis seem smaller. Tiny penises should come with raisin-sized testicles.

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I also saw a few video clips of this astroman and apparently there has been a heaty discussion on local forums about his sexual orientation. Well, he looks perfectly normal to me, maybe a little too gentle when he speaks but it could just be those good mannerism you know? It COULD. Lol.

Anyways, congratulations Malaysia. You've got yourself a hero. This guy is an inspiration for all the younger generations who carry dreams that go beyond the borders of our planet.

We are all made of stars,
Kev C.